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Other articles written by Mark Daniell

Buenas Noches Diego 28/07/2010 "It was like watching the Khrushchev Kennedy waltz all over again"
End Of The Road For Speed Cameras 27/07/2010 "Why not reduce the number of cameras? Most of them are ineffective anyway."
Team Of The Tournament 13/07/2010 "Just because the World Cup's over doesn't mean we have to stop talking football"
And That's That 12/07/2010 "Golden Stewie Award goes to Mesut Ozil"
Round Of Pi 09/07/2010 "Tomorrow night we'll have a goalfest"
Lawro and Mowbray 08/07/2010 "At times Chesterton and Shaw; at times Barry and Paul Chuckle"
Orange Futures 07/07/2010 "the world needs a German octopus with its own chat show"
Stat-Attack! 01/07/2010 "'Lucio' is a slang Brazilian term for a dog poop"
The ITV Crowd 29/06/2010 "In the land of ITV pretty much all African nations are interchangeable"
Why England Can't Win 28/06/2010 "The pool of England talent is drying out like a daub of tippex"
The Fat Madonna Sings 25/06/2010 "Quagliarella chose to trot off on some poncy goal celebration"
Arise England Legends 24/06/2010 "England vs Germany is what the World Cup is all about"
If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs... 23/06/2010 "Rooney no longer plays for himself, he plays for headlines"
Into The Simults... 22/06/2010 "Mama Pique must be busy taking a list of names"
Nationwide Messi Syndrome 21/06/2010 "England look like a bunch of miserable old spinsters forced out of their front rooms while Titchmarsh is on telly"
Looking to the Round of Sixteen 18/06/2010 "Honestly Franz, is kick 'n' rush even an expression?"
It's an upset! (Or is it?) 17/06/2010 "Oh I'm so sorry, but you understand, there were vuvuzelas..."
It's Not About The Politics 16/06/2010 "Mick McCarthy could make the birth of his firstborn sound like he was waiting for a train in the drizzle"
Who Do You Anti-Support? 15/06/2010 "Cristiano Ronaldo looks like a waxy potato with haemorrhoids"
England 1 - 1 USA 13/06/2010 "One disastrous spill the Yanks won't complain about"
Kick-Aff! 12/06/2010 "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARN"
An Exercise In Auto-narration. 11/06/2010 "But I never talk to myself"
Hat / No Hat? 11/06/2010 "probably the most immediately recognisable fashion item of the 20th century"
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns? 25/01/2010 "“we are surprised by the lily-white Scottish buttocks that have been trembling underneath.”"
Slash of the Titans 06/11/2009 "I don't think my grandfather said the word slash once, after the Africa campaign."